Simpson Song Lyrics

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Flintstones Theme (Homer version)
Homer: Simpson! Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history,
From the, town of Springfield!
He's about to hit a _____ _____!
Waaaah!


Highlight for answer: chestnut tree!

Why are Lenny and Carl watching the sunlight?

In "The Mansion Family", why are Lenny and Carl watching the sunlight move across the floor?

A-It is a Learning Annex science experiment
B-It beats working
C-So they know when it's beer time

Highlight for answer: C-So they know when it's beer time

At the Isotopes baseball stadkum, Homer mistakes the equipment shed for what?

In "Hungry, Hungry Homer" at the Isotopes baseball stadium, Homer mistakes the equipment shed for what?

A-Latrine
B-Concession stand
C-Executive Offices

Highlight for answer: C-Executive Offices

Simpsons Song Lyrics

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Mr. Plow Jingle
Homer: Call Mr. Plow,
That's my name,
____ _____ ___
Is Mr. Plow.

Highlight for answer: That name again

In "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show", what is Poochie doing when Itchy and Scratchy first meet him?

A-Hot-tubbing
B-Hitchhiking
C-High-kicking

Highlight for answer: B-Hitchhiking

Krusty's ratings go through the roof whenever what happens?

In "Day of the Jackanapes", according to Krusty the Clown, his rating go through the roof whenever what happens?

A-War breaks out
B-Sideshow Bob tries to kill himself
C-Skirts get shorter

Highlight for answer: B-Sideshow Bob tries to kill himself

True/False

In "Bye, Bye Nerdie", former Surgeon General of the United States, C. Everett Koop declares Lisa is a witch.

Highlight for answer: True

Simpson Song Lyrics

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Homer and Marge
Weird Al Yankovic: [to the tune of "Jack and Diane"]
Little Ditty about Homer and Marge.
Her heart was as big as _________________
Oh yeah, they say love goes on.
Long after the grilled cheese sandwich is gone.


Highlight for answer: ... his stomach was large.

Marge will do what in jail?

In "Trilogy of Error", for attempted murder, Chief Wiggum says Marge will do what in jail?

A-Laundry
B-Burn
C-Make cookies ... for him

Highlight for answer: B-Burn

Why does Nelson want to clobber Ned?

In "I'm Going to Praiseland", why does Nelson Muntz want to clobber Ned Flanders?

A-Ned said he was beautiful
B-Ned's mustache annoys him
C-Ned is a Goody Two-Shoes

Highlight for answer: A-Ned said he was beautiful

Being with his daycare kids gives Homer what type of high?

In "Children of a Lesser Clod", Homer says being with his daycare kids gives him a high that can only be topped by what?

A-All-you-can-eat Fritter Night
B-Metallic rock
C-Morphine

Highlight for answer: C-Morphine

Simpson Song Lyrics

Fill in the blank:

Everybody Hates Ned Flanders
Lenny, Carl, and Homer: F-L-A..
Homer: His name is Ned!
Lenny, Carl and Homer: E-R-S..
Homer: _________________

Highlight for answer: That's a stupid name!

Why does Homer cook beans in an unopened can?

In "Eight Misbehavin'", why does Homer cook beans in an unopened can on the barbecue?

A-It seals in the flavor
B-It's the way hobos do it
C-They heat up quicker

Highlight for answer: A-It seals in the flavor

There is a point in every father's life when he does what?

In "Insane Clown Poppy", Homer tells Lisa that there's a point in every father's life when he does what?

A-Loses his daughter's musical instrument in a poker game
B-Explains "The Facts of Life" TV show
C-Blows up his daughter's room

Highlight for answer: C-Blows up his daughter's room

According to Abe, who provided the voice of Scratchy during WWII

In "The Old Man and the Key", according to Abe Simpsons, who provided the cartoon voice of Scratchy the cat during WWII?

A-Eleanor Roosevelt
B-Muddy may Suggins
C-Angela Lansbury

Highlight for answer: A-Eleanor Roosevelt

What is all over the Simpson's house?

In "Weekend at Burnsie's", now that Homer is smoking medical marijuana, Marge complains that there's what all over the house?

A-Half-eaten cupcakes
B-Potato chips and pretzel crumbs
C-No-good friends and coworkers

Highlight for answer: A-Half-eaten cupcakes

During Homer's anger management state, what is he unconsciously doing?

In "I Am Furious Yellow", when Lisa and Marge confront Homer about his anger management problem, what is he unsonsciously doing?

A-Stepping on ants
B-Pulling out his chest hair
C-Punching the cat

Highlight for answer: C-Punching the cat

Manjula tells her divorce lawyer that he reminds her of who?

In "The Sweetest Apu", Manjula, Apu's wife, tells her divorce lawyer that he reminds her of who?

A-The monkey man who slaughtered her family's chickens
B-People who drown kittens
C-The "before" man on a heartburn commercial

Highlight for answer: A-The monkey man who slaughtered her family's chickens

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Homer's Safety Dance
Homer: You can dance,
You can dance,
_______________.


Highlight for answer: Everybody look at your pants.

Grampa warns Buck McCoy tha the Simpson are planning to do what?

In "The Lastest Gun in the West", delusional Grampa Abe warns movie western star Buck McCoy that the Simpsons are planning to do what?

A-Ride into town and make trouble
B-Rustle his cattle
C-Ambush him and jump his claim

Highlight for answer: C-Ambush him and jump his claim