Simpson Song Lyrics

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Flintstones Theme (Homer version)
Homer: Simpson! Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history,
From the, town of Springfield!
He's about to hit a _____ _____!
Waaaah!


Highlight for answer: chestnut tree!

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Mr. Plow Jingle
Homer: Call Mr. Plow,
That's my name,
____ _____ ___
Is Mr. Plow.

Highlight for answer: That name again

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Homer and Marge
Weird Al Yankovic: [to the tune of "Jack and Diane"]
Little Ditty about Homer and Marge.
Her heart was as big as _________________
Oh yeah, they say love goes on.
Long after the grilled cheese sandwich is gone.


Highlight for answer: ... his stomach was large.

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Everybody Hates Ned Flanders
Lenny, Carl, and Homer: F-L-A..
Homer: His name is Ned!
Lenny, Carl and Homer: E-R-S..
Homer: _________________

Highlight for answer: That's a stupid name!

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Homer's Safety Dance
Homer: You can dance,
You can dance,
_______________.


Highlight for answer: Everybody look at your pants.

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Nothing Beats the Hobo Life
Hobo: Nothing beats the Hobo life,
_____________________
I gouge them here...

Highlight for answer: Stabbin' folks with my hobo knife.

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Lisa's Birthday Song (As performed during the show, with piano and percussion:)
Michael: Lisa, it's your birthday.
God bless you this day.
You gave me the gift of a little sister,
And I'm _____ ___ ___ ______.
Michael and Bart: Lisa, it's your birthday.
Happy birthday, Lisa.
Lisa, it's your birthday.
Happy birthday, Lisa.


Highlight for answer: proud of you today.

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Testify!
Bart: Satan, Eat My Shorts!
Bart: I was a sinner, a real bad kid.
What thou shalt not, ____________.
Neighbours cat I tried to neuter,
took a whizz on the school computer.


Highlight for answer: I shalt did.

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The Moe Szyslak Connection
Moe: Moe, Moe, Moe!
How do you like me? How do you like me?
Moe, Moe, Moe!
__________________________? Nobody likes me.

Highlight for answer: Why don't you like me?

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Bart's Birthday Song for Lisa
Bart: [to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March]
Lisa, her teeth are big and green.
Lisa, she smells like _______.
Lisa, da da da Disa.
She is my sister, her birthday, I missed-a.

Highlight for answer: gasoline.

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The Itchy and Scratchy Show theme song
They fight! And bite!
They fight and bite and fight!
Fight fight fight! __________!
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!


Highlight for answer: Bite bite bite!

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Tubthumping (Homer's version)
I get knocked down
I get knocked down again
You're never gonna knock me down.
[...]
I take a whisky drink,
I take a chocolate drink,
And when I have to pee,
_________________
I sing the song that reminds me I'm a urinating guy.


Highlight for answer: I use the kitchen sink.

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Talkin' Softball
Well Mr. Burns had done it,
The power plant had won it,
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while,
Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile,
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile...
We're talkin' softball...
From Maine to ___ _____.
Talkin' softball...
Mattingly and Canseco.
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw.
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law.
We're talkin' Homer... Ozzie and the Straw.

Highlight for answer: San Diego