Why does Nelson want to clobber Ned?

In "I'm Going to Praiseland", why does Nelson Muntz want to clobber Ned Flanders?

A-Ned said he was beautiful
B-Ned's mustache annoys him
C-Ned is a Goody Two-Shoes

Highlight for answer: A-Ned said he was beautiful

Simpson Song Lyrics

Fill in the blank:

Everybody Hates Ned Flanders
Lenny, Carl, and Homer: F-L-A..
Homer: His name is Ned!
Lenny, Carl and Homer: E-R-S..
Homer: _________________

Highlight for answer: That's a stupid name!

What line does Ned Flanders repeat a couple of times?

In "Trilogy of Error", what line does Ned Flanders repeat a couple of times?

A-"Well, I'll be a P. Diddily!"
B-"Shazam!"
C-"Son of a diddily!"

Highlight for answer: C-"Son of a diddily!"

How does Ned Flanders know to take the boys down to the root cellar?

In "She of Little Faith", when evil rears its ugly head, how does Ned Flanders know to take the boys down to the root cellar?

A-Dial-A-Prayer calls him
B-His Satan-sense tingles
C-His doorknobs turn red hot

Hightlight for answer: B-His Satan-sense tingles