As Willie gets arrested, what does he ask the police to let him do?

As Groundskeeper Willie gets arrested on TV in "The Great Money Caper", what does he ask the police to let him do?

A-Attempt a getaway
B-Sweek his shack
C-Comb his hair

Highlight for answer: C-Comb his hair

Groundskeeper Willie says the painful acide rain burns just like what?

In "Brawl In The Family", Groundskeeper Willie says the painful acid rain burns just like what?
A-Exploding haggis
B-Under-kilt windburn
C-A Glasgow bikini wax

Highlight for answer: C-A Glasgow bikini wax