What does Bart mistake for a UFO?

In "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy", what does Bart mistake for a UFO?

A-Homer's undershorts hanging on the line
B-The back of Ralph Wiggum's head
C-An umbrella stuck in a tree

Highlight for answer: C-An umbrella stuck in a tree

Dexter Colt unearthed what important fact about Carl?

In "The Dad Who Know Too Little", according to Carl Carlson, private detective Dexter Colt unearthed what important fact about him?

A-He has severe schizophrenia
B-His father is still alive and living in the sewers
C-His tattoo has given him Hepatitis B

Highlight for answer: A-He has severe schizophrenia

Simpsons Song Lyrics

Fill in the blanks:

Nothing Beats the Hobo Life
Hobo: Nothing beats the Hobo life,
_____________________
I gouge them here...

Highlight for answer: Stabbin' folks with my hobo knife.

Simpsons Song Lyrics

Fill in the blanks:

Lisa's Birthday Song (As performed during the show, with piano and percussion:)
Michael: Lisa, it's your birthday.
God bless you this day.
You gave me the gift of a little sister,
And I'm _____ ___ ___ ______.
Michael and Bart: Lisa, it's your birthday.
Happy birthday, Lisa.
Lisa, it's your birthday.
Happy birthday, Lisa.


Highlight for answer: proud of you today.

What line does Ned Flanders repeat a couple of times?

In "Trilogy of Error", what line does Ned Flanders repeat a couple of times?

A-"Well, I'll be a P. Diddily!"
B-"Shazam!"
C-"Son of a diddily!"

Highlight for answer: C-"Son of a diddily!"

Marge will get used to saying what?

In "Half Decent Proposal", Marge says she'll get used to Homer's loud snoring, just like she got used to what?

A-Saying "Courtney Cox-Arquette"
B-I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
C-The metric system

Highlight for answer: A-Saying "Courtney Cox-Arquette"

Homer wears a muumuu because he doesn't want to look like what?

In "King Sized Homer", Homer decided to wear a muumuu becuase he doesn't want to look like what?

A-Weirdo
B-Sumo wrestler
C-Blimp

Highlight for answer: A-Weirdo

Who can barely draw?

In "Mom and Pop Art", who does Homer say can barely draw?

A-Jackson Pollock
B-Matt Groening
C-Pablo Picasso

Highlight for answer: B-Matt Groening

According to George Bush, what are Krusty cheeseburgers?

In "Two Bad Neighbors", according to George Bush (Sr.), what are Krusty cheeseburgers?

A-A weekend thing
B-The cause of his unfortunate Japanese accident
C-A communist plot

Highlight for answer: A-A weekend thing

As Willie gets arrested, what does he ask the police to let him do?

As Groundskeeper Willie gets arrested on TV in "The Great Money Caper", what does he ask the police to let him do?

A-Attempt a getaway
B-Sweek his shack
C-Comb his hair

Highlight for answer: C-Comb his hair

What does Lisa want for her birthday?

In "Simpsons Roasing on an Open Fire", what does Lisa wnat most for Christmas?

A-Junior Miss Science Kit
B-A pony
C-Supreme Court Malibu Stacy

Highlight for answer: B-A pony

Simpsons Song Lyrics

Fill in the blanks:

Testify!
Bart: Satan, Eat My Shorts!
Bart: I was a sinner, a real bad kid.
What thou shalt not, ____________.
Neighbours cat I tried to neuter,
took a whizz on the school computer.


Highlight for answer: I shalt did.

Sideshow Mel has a recurring dream about what?

In "In Marge We Trust", Sideshow Mel says he has a recurring dream about what?

A-Krusty in a bikini
B-Falling
C-A cream pie as big as the Empire State Building

Highlight for answer: B-Falling

Whichof the following is not a type of Duff Beer?

In "Duffless", which of the following is not a type of Duff Beer?

A-Lady Duff
B-Raspberry Duff
C-Duff Junior

Highlight for answer: C-Duff Junior

Who owns the world's largest collection of Malibu Stacys?

In "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy", who owns the world's largest collection of Malibu Stacys?

A-Lisa Simpson
B-Patty Hearst
C-Waylon Smithers

Highlight for answer: C-Waylon Smithers

Who presents the Be Sharps with their Grammy?

In "Homer's Barbershop Quartet", who presents the Be Sharps with their Grammy Award?

A-Lionel Richie
B-David Crosby
C-ZZ Top

Highlight for answer: B-David Crosby

Simpsons Song Lyrics

Fill in the blank:

The Moe Szyslak Connection
Moe: Moe, Moe, Moe!
How do you like me? How do you like me?
Moe, Moe, Moe!
__________________________? Nobody likes me.

Highlight for answer: Why don't you like me?

Lisa says it is emporwering to be what?

In "Catch 'Em If You Can", Lisa says it is empowering to be what?

A-Wiccan
B-Young and in love
C-Top spelunker at school

Highlight for answer: A-Wiccan

What entertainers were killed in a plane crash?

In "Day of the Jackanapes", according to reporter Kent Brockman, what entertainers were killed in a plane crash?

A-The Banana Splits
B-The Four Pips
C-Cruiser and the Crunch

Highlight for answer: A-The Banana Splits

Lindsey Naegle says she produces books about what?

In "They Saved Lisa's Brain", Lindsey Naegle says she produces books about what?

A-How to cheat at bridge

B-Where babies come from

C-Gambler's horoscopes

Highlight for answer:  A-How to cheat at bridge

What is Homer's slogan when he runs for sanitation commissioner?

In "Trash of the Titans", what is Homer's slogan when he runs for sanitation commissioner?

A-"No muss, 20% less fuss"
B-"Can it baby"
C-"Can't someone else do it?"

Highlight for answer: C-"Can't someone else do it?"

Movie Moment

In "Old Yeller-Belly", Homer escapes a great white shark by shoving pressurized kegs of beer into the large fish's mouth in a manner similar to Roy Scheider in what popular fish tale?

Highlight for answer:  Jaws

Homer stops by the Kwik-E-Mart to buy a keg of beer for what special event?

In "The Sweetest Apu", Homer stops by the Kwik-E-Mart to buy a keg of beer for what special event?

A-The Battle of Springfield Civil War Reenactment
B-Bring your daughter to work day
C-Jury duty

Highlight for answer: A-The Battle of Springfield Civil War Reenactment