What does Bart mistake for a UFO?

In "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy", what does Bart mistake for a UFO?

A-Homer's undershorts hanging on the line
B-The back of Ralph Wiggum's head
C-An umbrella stuck in a tree

Highlight for answer: C-An umbrella stuck in a tree

Simpsons Song Lyrics

Fill in the blanks:

Testify!
Bart: Satan, Eat My Shorts!
Bart: I was a sinner, a real bad kid.
What thou shalt not, ____________.
Neighbours cat I tried to neuter,
took a whizz on the school computer.


Highlight for answer: I shalt did.

Simpsons Song Lyrics

Fill in the blank:

Bart's Birthday Song for Lisa
Bart: [to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March]
Lisa, her teeth are big and green.
Lisa, she smells like _______.
Lisa, da da da Disa.
She is my sister, her birthday, I missed-a.

Highlight for answer: gasoline.

What is the name of Bart's first soapbox racer?

In "Saturdays of Thunder", what is the name of Bart's first soapbox racer?

A-Li'l Lightning
B-Chariot of Fire
C-Roadkill 2000

Highlight for answer: A-Li'l Lightning

Who do Bart and Lisa find staring at them when they wake up in the woods?

In "Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade", after Bart and Lisa spend the night in the woods, who do they find staring at them when they wake up the next morning?

A-The Philadelphia Flyers
B-Angry, armed hillbillies
C-Raccoons with dinner utensils

Highlight for answer: B-Angry, armed hillbillies

Homer wants the English to burn Bart instead of Lisa because ...

In "Tales from the Public Domain", Homer wants the English to burn Bart instead of Joan of Arc (Lisa), becuase Bart did what?

A-Blinded the blacksmith
B-Lost the good bucket
C-Soiled the well

Highlight for answer: B-Lost the good bucket

Marge thanks L.T. Smash for saving Bart from what?

In "New Kids on the Blecch", Marge thanks L.T. Smash for saving Bart from what?

A-Kissing groupies
B-A murderous mob
C-IRS agents

Highlight for answer: B-A murderous mob

What video does Bart show his class during show-and-tell?

In "Lisa's Substitute", what video does Bart show his class during show-and-tell?

A-Homer taking a shower

B-Kittens being born

C-Milhouse playing with a tea set

Highlight for answer: B-Kittens being born