Simpson Song Lyrics

Fill in the blank:

Homer and Marge
Weird Al Yankovic: [to the tune of "Jack and Diane"]
Little Ditty about Homer and Marge.
Her heart was as big as _________________
Oh yeah, they say love goes on.
Long after the grilled cheese sandwich is gone.


Highlight for answer: ... his stomach was large.

Marge will do what in jail?

In "Trilogy of Error", for attempted murder, Chief Wiggum says Marge will do what in jail?

A-Laundry
B-Burn
C-Make cookies ... for him

Highlight for answer: B-Burn

What is all over the Simpson's house?

In "Weekend at Burnsie's", now that Homer is smoking medical marijuana, Marge complains that there's what all over the house?

A-Half-eaten cupcakes
B-Potato chips and pretzel crumbs
C-No-good friends and coworkers

Highlight for answer: A-Half-eaten cupcakes

The night before the Simpsons spend the day at the beach, Marge stays up doing what?

In "A Star is Born-again", the night before the Simpsons spend the day at the beach, Marge stays up doing what?

A-Fishing out the drawstring of Homer's bathing suit
B-Slathering sunblock on Maggie
C-Making a few picnic baskets

Highlight for answer: A-Fishing out the drawstring of Homer's bathing suit

Marge will get used to saying what?

In "Half Decent Proposal", Marge says she'll get used to Homer's loud snoring, just like she got used to what?

A-Saying "Courtney Cox-Arquette"
B-I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
C-The metric system

Highlight for answer: A-Saying "Courtney Cox-Arquette"

True/False

In "Blame It On Lisa", accordnigto Marge's brochure, you can get to anywhere in Rio de Janeiro by taking a conga line.

Highlight for answer: True

The Lady from Springfield Baby-Proofing starts her sales pitch with what?

In "Bye, Bye Nerdie", the lady from Springfield Baby-Proofing starts her sales pitch with what stunning remark?

A-"Your baby's on fire!"
B-"You baby is dead!"
C-"I stole your baby!"

Highlight for answer: B-"You baby is dead!"

Marge thanks L.T. Smash for saving Bart from what?

In "New Kids on the Blecch", Marge thanks L.T. Smash for saving Bart from what?

A-Kissing groupies
B-A murderous mob
C-IRS agents

Highlight for answer: B-A murderous mob

Homer thanks L.T. Smash for assuming he and Marge are what?

In "New Kids on the Blech", Homer thanks L.T. Smash for assuming he and Marge are what?

A-Hot to trot

B-Intelligent

C-Hip

Highlight for answer: C-Hip

What profound lesson has Marge learned?

In "Sweets and Sour Marge", at the end of the episode, what profound lesson has Marge learned?


A-You can't use the law to nag
B-Minding your own business is harder than it looks
C-You don't win friends with salad


Hightlight for answer: A-You can't use the law to nag