Simpsons Song Lyrics

Fill in the blank:

Bart's Birthday Song for Lisa
Bart: [to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March]
Lisa, her teeth are big and green.
Lisa, she smells like _______.
Lisa, da da da Disa.
She is my sister, her birthday, I missed-a.

Highlight for answer: gasoline.

What is the name of Bart's first soapbox racer?

In "Saturdays of Thunder", what is the name of Bart's first soapbox racer?

A-Li'l Lightning
B-Chariot of Fire
C-Roadkill 2000

Highlight for answer: A-Li'l Lightning

Simpsons Song Lyrics

Fill in the blanks:

The Itchy and Scratchy Show theme song
They fight! And bite!
They fight and bite and fight!
Fight fight fight! __________!
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!


Highlight for answer: Bite bite bite!

Simpsons Song Lyrics

Fill in the blanks:

Tubthumping (Homer's version)
I get knocked down
I get knocked down again
You're never gonna knock me down.
[...]
I take a whisky drink,
I take a chocolate drink,
And when I have to pee,
_________________
I sing the song that reminds me I'm a urinating guy.


Highlight for answer: I use the kitchen sink.

Who do Bart and Lisa find staring at them when they wake up in the woods?

In "Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade", after Bart and Lisa spend the night in the woods, who do they find staring at them when they wake up the next morning?

A-The Philadelphia Flyers
B-Angry, armed hillbillies
C-Raccoons with dinner utensils

Highlight for answer: B-Angry, armed hillbillies

True/False

In "Blame It On Lisa", accordnigto Marge's brochure, you can get to anywhere in Rio de Janeiro by taking a conga line.

Highlight for answer: True

Homer wants the English to burn Bart instead of Lisa because ...

In "Tales from the Public Domain", Homer wants the English to burn Bart instead of Joan of Arc (Lisa), becuase Bart did what?

A-Blinded the blacksmith
B-Lost the good bucket
C-Soiled the well

Highlight for answer: B-Lost the good bucket

How does Ned Flanders know to take the boys down to the root cellar?

In "She of Little Faith", when evil rears its ugly head, how does Ned Flanders know to take the boys down to the root cellar?

A-Dial-A-Prayer calls him
B-His Satan-sense tingles
C-His doorknobs turn red hot

Hightlight for answer: B-His Satan-sense tingles

The Lady from Springfield Baby-Proofing starts her sales pitch with what?

In "Bye, Bye Nerdie", the lady from Springfield Baby-Proofing starts her sales pitch with what stunning remark?

A-"Your baby's on fire!"
B-"You baby is dead!"
C-"I stole your baby!"

Highlight for answer: B-"You baby is dead!"

Bart's Chalkboard

From "Simpsons Safari", fill in the blank on Bart's Chalkboard:

I will not flush __________.

A-Hamsters
B-Evidence
C-Kindergarteners

Highlight for answer: B-Evidence

Lenny & Carl describe an e-mail as a what?

Lenny and Carl describe an e-mail as a computer thing, like an electric letter or a what?

A-Waste of time
B-New fangled thing
C-Quiet phone call

Highlight for answer: C-Quiet phone call

Marge thanks L.T. Smash for saving Bart from what?

In "New Kids on the Blecch", Marge thanks L.T. Smash for saving Bart from what?

A-Kissing groupies
B-A murderous mob
C-IRS agents

Highlight for answer: B-A murderous mob

Who was working at the Maison Derrier?

In "Bart After Dark", who does Mayor Quimby say was working at the Maison Derriere when he paid his first visit?

A-Joan Collins
B-His Wife
C-Peter Tork

Highlight for answer: B-His Wife

According to Rainier Wolfscastle, why can't he cry?

In "A Star is Born-Again", according to Rainier Wolfscastle, why can't he cry?


A-Only girlie men cry
B-His heart is as hard as Balkan basalt
C-Tears can't break through hismuscular tear ducts

Highlight for answer: C-Tears can't break through hismuscular tear ducts

What does Homer lick off the floor of the Kwik-E-Mart?

In "Sweets and Sour marge", what does Homer lick off the floor of the Kwik-E-Mart during his sugar withdrawals?

A-A mixture of blood and VapoRub
B-A Squishee spill
C-Donut powder

Highlight for answer: A-A mixture of blood and VapoRub

Homer is captured by whom?

In "Saddlesore Galactica", Homer is captured by whom?

A-Jockeys
B-Movementarians
C-Disgruntled postal workers

Highlight for answer: A-Jockeys

Because of Homer's gastromonic antics, who is Lisa familiar with?

In "Worst Episode Ever", because of Homer's gastromonic antics, who is Lisa familiar with on a first-name basis?

A-Poison Control
B-DMV
C-Alcoholics Annonymous

Highlight for answer: A-Poison Control

Grampa says Buck McCoy was bigger than what?

In "The Lastest Gun in the West", Grampa says Buck McCoy, the cowboy western star, was bigger than what?

A-Opium
B-Tijuana Bibles
C-Hula Hoops

Hightlight for answer: A-Opium

What does John use to save Homer from attacking reindeer?

In "Homer's Phobia", what does John use to save Homer from attacking reindeer?

A-An elephant rifle
B-His remote control Santa
C-His animal cunning

Highlight for answer: B-His remote control Santa

Homer's horoscope says he will die, and what else?

In "Treehouse of Horror XI", in the segment "G-g-ghost D-d-dad", Homer's horoscope says he will die, and what else?

A-He'll be complimented by an attractive coworker
B-A swarm of flies may infest his yak
C-His lucky number is 33

Highlight for answer: A-He'll be complimented by an attractive coworker

Home advises to never give a woman nicknames like what?

In "The Bart Wants What It Wants", Home advises to never give a woman nicknames, like what?


A-Toots or Nubby

B-Jumbo or Boxcar
C-Blimpy or Zeppelin


Highlight for answer: B-Jumbo or Boxcar

What does Homer consider the sweetest taboo?

In "Half Decent Proposal", waht does Homer consider "the sweetest taboo"?

A-Not leaving a tip

B-Ringing the doorbell and running

C-Unguarded breakfasts

Hightlight for answer: C-Unguarded breakfasts

Simpsons Song Lyrics

Fill in the blanks:

Talkin' Softball
Well Mr. Burns had done it,
The power plant had won it,
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while,
Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile,
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile...
We're talkin' softball...
From Maine to ___ _____.
Talkin' softball...
Mattingly and Canseco.
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw.
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law.
We're talkin' Homer... Ozzie and the Straw.

Highlight for answer: San Diego

Bart's Chalkboard

From "Homer the Moe", fill in the blank on Bart's Chalkboard:

A __________ is not a science project.

A-Test tube of bellybutton lint
B-Used pizza box
C-Burp in a jar

Highlight for answer: C-Burp in a jar

What does Homer hid in to sneak past the Southern gentleman?

In "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)", what does Homer hide in to sneak past the Southern gentleman?

A-An oversized dress
B-A gargabe can
C-A Christmas tree

Highlight for answer: C-A Christmas tree

What possession of Milhouses's did Santa's Little Helper eat?

In "The Canine Mutiny", what possession of Milhouse's did Santa's Little Helper eat?

A-His My Little Pony poster
B-His goldfish
C-His pipe-cleaner Taj Mahal

Highlight for answer: B-His goldfish

True/False

In "Half Decent Proposal", Marge's sister Patty uses a bolt cutter to remove her bra.

Highlight for answer: True

Bart's Chalkboard

From "New Kids on the Bleech", fill in the blank on Bart's chalkboard:

I will not buy a __________.

A-Presidential Pardon
B-vowel
C-Fake ID

Highlight for answer: A-Presidential Pardon

Homer thanks L.T. Smash for assuming he and Marge are what?

In "New Kids on the Blech", Homer thanks L.T. Smash for assuming he and Marge are what?

A-Hot to trot

B-Intelligent

C-Hip

Highlight for answer: C-Hip

What holiday does Homer make up while he's at Moes?

In "Homer the Heretic", what holiday does Homer make up while at Moe's?

A-Holy Moley Day

B-Festivus

C-The 

Feast of Maximum Occupancy

Highlight for answer: C-The Feast of Maximum Occupancy

What video does Bart show his class during show-and-tell?

In "Lisa's Substitute", what video does Bart show his class during show-and-tell?

A-Homer taking a shower

B-Kittens being born

C-Milhouse playing with a tea set

Highlight for answer: B-Kittens being born