Simpson Song Lyrics

Fill in the blanks:

Flintstones Theme (Homer version)
Homer: Simpson! Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history,
From the, town of Springfield!
He's about to hit a _____ _____!
Waaaah!


Highlight for answer: chestnut tree!

Why are Lenny and Carl watching the sunlight?

In "The Mansion Family", why are Lenny and Carl watching the sunlight move across the floor?

A-It is a Learning Annex science experiment
B-It beats working
C-So they know when it's beer time

Highlight for answer: C-So they know when it's beer time

At the Isotopes baseball stadkum, Homer mistakes the equipment shed for what?

In "Hungry, Hungry Homer" at the Isotopes baseball stadium, Homer mistakes the equipment shed for what?

A-Latrine
B-Concession stand
C-Executive Offices

Highlight for answer: C-Executive Offices

Simpsons Song Lyrics

Fill in the blanks:

Mr. Plow Jingle
Homer: Call Mr. Plow,
That's my name,
____ _____ ___
Is Mr. Plow.

Highlight for answer: That name again

In "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show", what is Poochie doing when Itchy and Scratchy first meet him?

A-Hot-tubbing
B-Hitchhiking
C-High-kicking

Highlight for answer: B-Hitchhiking

Krusty's ratings go through the roof whenever what happens?

In "Day of the Jackanapes", according to Krusty the Clown, his rating go through the roof whenever what happens?

A-War breaks out
B-Sideshow Bob tries to kill himself
C-Skirts get shorter

Highlight for answer: B-Sideshow Bob tries to kill himself

True/False

In "Bye, Bye Nerdie", former Surgeon General of the United States, C. Everett Koop declares Lisa is a witch.

Highlight for answer: True

Simpson Song Lyrics

Fill in the blank:

Homer and Marge
Weird Al Yankovic: [to the tune of "Jack and Diane"]
Little Ditty about Homer and Marge.
Her heart was as big as _________________
Oh yeah, they say love goes on.
Long after the grilled cheese sandwich is gone.


Highlight for answer: ... his stomach was large.

Marge will do what in jail?

In "Trilogy of Error", for attempted murder, Chief Wiggum says Marge will do what in jail?

A-Laundry
B-Burn
C-Make cookies ... for him

Highlight for answer: B-Burn

Why does Nelson want to clobber Ned?

In "I'm Going to Praiseland", why does Nelson Muntz want to clobber Ned Flanders?

A-Ned said he was beautiful
B-Ned's mustache annoys him
C-Ned is a Goody Two-Shoes

Highlight for answer: A-Ned said he was beautiful

Being with his daycare kids gives Homer what type of high?

In "Children of a Lesser Clod", Homer says being with his daycare kids gives him a high that can only be topped by what?

A-All-you-can-eat Fritter Night
B-Metallic rock
C-Morphine

Highlight for answer: C-Morphine

Simpson Song Lyrics

Fill in the blank:

Everybody Hates Ned Flanders
Lenny, Carl, and Homer: F-L-A..
Homer: His name is Ned!
Lenny, Carl and Homer: E-R-S..
Homer: _________________

Highlight for answer: That's a stupid name!

Why does Homer cook beans in an unopened can?

In "Eight Misbehavin'", why does Homer cook beans in an unopened can on the barbecue?

A-It seals in the flavor
B-It's the way hobos do it
C-They heat up quicker

Highlight for answer: A-It seals in the flavor

There is a point in every father's life when he does what?

In "Insane Clown Poppy", Homer tells Lisa that there's a point in every father's life when he does what?

A-Loses his daughter's musical instrument in a poker game
B-Explains "The Facts of Life" TV show
C-Blows up his daughter's room

Highlight for answer: C-Blows up his daughter's room

According to Abe, who provided the voice of Scratchy during WWII

In "The Old Man and the Key", according to Abe Simpsons, who provided the cartoon voice of Scratchy the cat during WWII?

A-Eleanor Roosevelt
B-Muddy may Suggins
C-Angela Lansbury

Highlight for answer: A-Eleanor Roosevelt

What is all over the Simpson's house?

In "Weekend at Burnsie's", now that Homer is smoking medical marijuana, Marge complains that there's what all over the house?

A-Half-eaten cupcakes
B-Potato chips and pretzel crumbs
C-No-good friends and coworkers

Highlight for answer: A-Half-eaten cupcakes

During Homer's anger management state, what is he unconsciously doing?

In "I Am Furious Yellow", when Lisa and Marge confront Homer about his anger management problem, what is he unsonsciously doing?

A-Stepping on ants
B-Pulling out his chest hair
C-Punching the cat

Highlight for answer: C-Punching the cat

Manjula tells her divorce lawyer that he reminds her of who?

In "The Sweetest Apu", Manjula, Apu's wife, tells her divorce lawyer that he reminds her of who?

A-The monkey man who slaughtered her family's chickens
B-People who drown kittens
C-The "before" man on a heartburn commercial

Highlight for answer: A-The monkey man who slaughtered her family's chickens

Simpsons Song Lyrics

Fill in the blanks:

Homer's Safety Dance
Homer: You can dance,
You can dance,
_______________.


Highlight for answer: Everybody look at your pants.

Grampa warns Buck McCoy tha the Simpson are planning to do what?

In "The Lastest Gun in the West", delusional Grampa Abe warns movie western star Buck McCoy that the Simpsons are planning to do what?

A-Ride into town and make trouble
B-Rustle his cattle
C-Ambush him and jump his claim

Highlight for answer: C-Ambush him and jump his claim

The night before the Simpsons spend the day at the beach, Marge stays up doing what?

In "A Star is Born-again", the night before the Simpsons spend the day at the beach, Marge stays up doing what?

A-Fishing out the drawstring of Homer's bathing suit
B-Slathering sunblock on Maggie
C-Making a few picnic baskets

Highlight for answer: A-Fishing out the drawstring of Homer's bathing suit

McBain used a giant Q-Tip to kill who?

In "The Bart Wants What It Wants", in "The Incredible Shrinking McBain", Rainier Wolfcastle's character McBain used a quiant Q-Tip to kill who?

A-Dumbo
B-Prince Charles
C-Ross Perot

Highlight for answer: C-Ross Perot

Bart's Chalkboard

From "Simpsons Tall Tales", fill in the blank on Bart's Chalkboard:

I should not be __________ by now.

A-In college
B-Making a million per episode
C-Twenty-one

Highlight for answer: C-Twenty-one

What does Bart mistake for a UFO?

In "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy", what does Bart mistake for a UFO?

A-Homer's undershorts hanging on the line
B-The back of Ralph Wiggum's head
C-An umbrella stuck in a tree

Highlight for answer: C-An umbrella stuck in a tree

Dexter Colt unearthed what important fact about Carl?

In "The Dad Who Know Too Little", according to Carl Carlson, private detective Dexter Colt unearthed what important fact about him?

A-He has severe schizophrenia
B-His father is still alive and living in the sewers
C-His tattoo has given him Hepatitis B

Highlight for answer: A-He has severe schizophrenia

Simpsons Song Lyrics

Fill in the blanks:

Nothing Beats the Hobo Life
Hobo: Nothing beats the Hobo life,
_____________________
I gouge them here...

Highlight for answer: Stabbin' folks with my hobo knife.

Simpsons Song Lyrics

Fill in the blanks:

Lisa's Birthday Song (As performed during the show, with piano and percussion:)
Michael: Lisa, it's your birthday.
God bless you this day.
You gave me the gift of a little sister,
And I'm _____ ___ ___ ______.
Michael and Bart: Lisa, it's your birthday.
Happy birthday, Lisa.
Lisa, it's your birthday.
Happy birthday, Lisa.


Highlight for answer: proud of you today.

What line does Ned Flanders repeat a couple of times?

In "Trilogy of Error", what line does Ned Flanders repeat a couple of times?

A-"Well, I'll be a P. Diddily!"
B-"Shazam!"
C-"Son of a diddily!"

Highlight for answer: C-"Son of a diddily!"

Marge will get used to saying what?

In "Half Decent Proposal", Marge says she'll get used to Homer's loud snoring, just like she got used to what?

A-Saying "Courtney Cox-Arquette"
B-I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
C-The metric system

Highlight for answer: A-Saying "Courtney Cox-Arquette"

Homer wears a muumuu because he doesn't want to look like what?

In "King Sized Homer", Homer decided to wear a muumuu becuase he doesn't want to look like what?

A-Weirdo
B-Sumo wrestler
C-Blimp

Highlight for answer: A-Weirdo

Who can barely draw?

In "Mom and Pop Art", who does Homer say can barely draw?

A-Jackson Pollock
B-Matt Groening
C-Pablo Picasso

Highlight for answer: B-Matt Groening

According to George Bush, what are Krusty cheeseburgers?

In "Two Bad Neighbors", according to George Bush (Sr.), what are Krusty cheeseburgers?

A-A weekend thing
B-The cause of his unfortunate Japanese accident
C-A communist plot

Highlight for answer: A-A weekend thing

As Willie gets arrested, what does he ask the police to let him do?

As Groundskeeper Willie gets arrested on TV in "The Great Money Caper", what does he ask the police to let him do?

A-Attempt a getaway
B-Sweek his shack
C-Comb his hair

Highlight for answer: C-Comb his hair

What does Lisa want for her birthday?

In "Simpsons Roasing on an Open Fire", what does Lisa wnat most for Christmas?

A-Junior Miss Science Kit
B-A pony
C-Supreme Court Malibu Stacy

Highlight for answer: B-A pony

Simpsons Song Lyrics

Fill in the blanks:

Testify!
Bart: Satan, Eat My Shorts!
Bart: I was a sinner, a real bad kid.
What thou shalt not, ____________.
Neighbours cat I tried to neuter,
took a whizz on the school computer.


Highlight for answer: I shalt did.

Sideshow Mel has a recurring dream about what?

In "In Marge We Trust", Sideshow Mel says he has a recurring dream about what?

A-Krusty in a bikini
B-Falling
C-A cream pie as big as the Empire State Building

Highlight for answer: B-Falling

Whichof the following is not a type of Duff Beer?

In "Duffless", which of the following is not a type of Duff Beer?

A-Lady Duff
B-Raspberry Duff
C-Duff Junior

Highlight for answer: C-Duff Junior

Who owns the world's largest collection of Malibu Stacys?

In "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy", who owns the world's largest collection of Malibu Stacys?

A-Lisa Simpson
B-Patty Hearst
C-Waylon Smithers

Highlight for answer: C-Waylon Smithers

Who presents the Be Sharps with their Grammy?

In "Homer's Barbershop Quartet", who presents the Be Sharps with their Grammy Award?

A-Lionel Richie
B-David Crosby
C-ZZ Top

Highlight for answer: B-David Crosby

Simpsons Song Lyrics

Fill in the blank:

The Moe Szyslak Connection
Moe: Moe, Moe, Moe!
How do you like me? How do you like me?
Moe, Moe, Moe!
__________________________? Nobody likes me.

Highlight for answer: Why don't you like me?

Lisa says it is emporwering to be what?

In "Catch 'Em If You Can", Lisa says it is empowering to be what?

A-Wiccan
B-Young and in love
C-Top spelunker at school

Highlight for answer: A-Wiccan

What entertainers were killed in a plane crash?

In "Day of the Jackanapes", according to reporter Kent Brockman, what entertainers were killed in a plane crash?

A-The Banana Splits
B-The Four Pips
C-Cruiser and the Crunch

Highlight for answer: A-The Banana Splits

Lindsey Naegle says she produces books about what?

In "They Saved Lisa's Brain", Lindsey Naegle says she produces books about what?

A-How to cheat at bridge

B-Where babies come from

C-Gambler's horoscopes

Highlight for answer:  A-How to cheat at bridge

What is Homer's slogan when he runs for sanitation commissioner?

In "Trash of the Titans", what is Homer's slogan when he runs for sanitation commissioner?

A-"No muss, 20% less fuss"
B-"Can it baby"
C-"Can't someone else do it?"

Highlight for answer: C-"Can't someone else do it?"

Movie Moment

In "Old Yeller-Belly", Homer escapes a great white shark by shoving pressurized kegs of beer into the large fish's mouth in a manner similar to Roy Scheider in what popular fish tale?

Highlight for answer:  Jaws

Homer stops by the Kwik-E-Mart to buy a keg of beer for what special event?

In "The Sweetest Apu", Homer stops by the Kwik-E-Mart to buy a keg of beer for what special event?

A-The Battle of Springfield Civil War Reenactment
B-Bring your daughter to work day
C-Jury duty

Highlight for answer: A-The Battle of Springfield Civil War Reenactment

Simpsons Song Lyrics

Fill in the blank:

Bart's Birthday Song for Lisa
Bart: [to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March]
Lisa, her teeth are big and green.
Lisa, she smells like _______.
Lisa, da da da Disa.
She is my sister, her birthday, I missed-a.

Highlight for answer: gasoline.

What is the name of Bart's first soapbox racer?

In "Saturdays of Thunder", what is the name of Bart's first soapbox racer?

A-Li'l Lightning
B-Chariot of Fire
C-Roadkill 2000

Highlight for answer: A-Li'l Lightning

Simpsons Song Lyrics

Fill in the blanks:

The Itchy and Scratchy Show theme song
They fight! And bite!
They fight and bite and fight!
Fight fight fight! __________!
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!


Highlight for answer: Bite bite bite!

Simpsons Song Lyrics

Fill in the blanks:

Tubthumping (Homer's version)
I get knocked down
I get knocked down again
You're never gonna knock me down.
[...]
I take a whisky drink,
I take a chocolate drink,
And when I have to pee,
_________________
I sing the song that reminds me I'm a urinating guy.


Highlight for answer: I use the kitchen sink.

Who do Bart and Lisa find staring at them when they wake up in the woods?

In "Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade", after Bart and Lisa spend the night in the woods, who do they find staring at them when they wake up the next morning?

A-The Philadelphia Flyers
B-Angry, armed hillbillies
C-Raccoons with dinner utensils

Highlight for answer: B-Angry, armed hillbillies

True/False

In "Blame It On Lisa", accordnigto Marge's brochure, you can get to anywhere in Rio de Janeiro by taking a conga line.

Highlight for answer: True

Homer wants the English to burn Bart instead of Lisa because ...

In "Tales from the Public Domain", Homer wants the English to burn Bart instead of Joan of Arc (Lisa), becuase Bart did what?

A-Blinded the blacksmith
B-Lost the good bucket
C-Soiled the well

Highlight for answer: B-Lost the good bucket

How does Ned Flanders know to take the boys down to the root cellar?

In "She of Little Faith", when evil rears its ugly head, how does Ned Flanders know to take the boys down to the root cellar?

A-Dial-A-Prayer calls him
B-His Satan-sense tingles
C-His doorknobs turn red hot

Hightlight for answer: B-His Satan-sense tingles

The Lady from Springfield Baby-Proofing starts her sales pitch with what?

In "Bye, Bye Nerdie", the lady from Springfield Baby-Proofing starts her sales pitch with what stunning remark?

A-"Your baby's on fire!"
B-"You baby is dead!"
C-"I stole your baby!"

Highlight for answer: B-"You baby is dead!"

Bart's Chalkboard

From "Simpsons Safari", fill in the blank on Bart's Chalkboard:

I will not flush __________.

A-Hamsters
B-Evidence
C-Kindergarteners

Highlight for answer: B-Evidence

Lenny & Carl describe an e-mail as a what?

Lenny and Carl describe an e-mail as a computer thing, like an electric letter or a what?

A-Waste of time
B-New fangled thing
C-Quiet phone call

Highlight for answer: C-Quiet phone call

Marge thanks L.T. Smash for saving Bart from what?

In "New Kids on the Blecch", Marge thanks L.T. Smash for saving Bart from what?

A-Kissing groupies
B-A murderous mob
C-IRS agents

Highlight for answer: B-A murderous mob

Who was working at the Maison Derrier?

In "Bart After Dark", who does Mayor Quimby say was working at the Maison Derriere when he paid his first visit?

A-Joan Collins
B-His Wife
C-Peter Tork

Highlight for answer: B-His Wife

According to Rainier Wolfscastle, why can't he cry?

In "A Star is Born-Again", according to Rainier Wolfscastle, why can't he cry?


A-Only girlie men cry
B-His heart is as hard as Balkan basalt
C-Tears can't break through hismuscular tear ducts

Highlight for answer: C-Tears can't break through hismuscular tear ducts

What does Homer lick off the floor of the Kwik-E-Mart?

In "Sweets and Sour marge", what does Homer lick off the floor of the Kwik-E-Mart during his sugar withdrawals?

A-A mixture of blood and VapoRub
B-A Squishee spill
C-Donut powder

Highlight for answer: A-A mixture of blood and VapoRub

Homer is captured by whom?

In "Saddlesore Galactica", Homer is captured by whom?

A-Jockeys
B-Movementarians
C-Disgruntled postal workers

Highlight for answer: A-Jockeys

Because of Homer's gastromonic antics, who is Lisa familiar with?

In "Worst Episode Ever", because of Homer's gastromonic antics, who is Lisa familiar with on a first-name basis?

A-Poison Control
B-DMV
C-Alcoholics Annonymous

Highlight for answer: A-Poison Control

Grampa says Buck McCoy was bigger than what?

In "The Lastest Gun in the West", Grampa says Buck McCoy, the cowboy western star, was bigger than what?

A-Opium
B-Tijuana Bibles
C-Hula Hoops

Hightlight for answer: A-Opium

What does John use to save Homer from attacking reindeer?

In "Homer's Phobia", what does John use to save Homer from attacking reindeer?

A-An elephant rifle
B-His remote control Santa
C-His animal cunning

Highlight for answer: B-His remote control Santa

Homer's horoscope says he will die, and what else?

In "Treehouse of Horror XI", in the segment "G-g-ghost D-d-dad", Homer's horoscope says he will die, and what else?

A-He'll be complimented by an attractive coworker
B-A swarm of flies may infest his yak
C-His lucky number is 33

Highlight for answer: A-He'll be complimented by an attractive coworker

Home advises to never give a woman nicknames like what?

In "The Bart Wants What It Wants", Home advises to never give a woman nicknames, like what?


A-Toots or Nubby

B-Jumbo or Boxcar
C-Blimpy or Zeppelin


Highlight for answer: B-Jumbo or Boxcar

What does Homer consider the sweetest taboo?

In "Half Decent Proposal", waht does Homer consider "the sweetest taboo"?

A-Not leaving a tip

B-Ringing the doorbell and running

C-Unguarded breakfasts

Hightlight for answer: C-Unguarded breakfasts

Simpsons Song Lyrics

Fill in the blanks:

Talkin' Softball
Well Mr. Burns had done it,
The power plant had won it,
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while,
Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile,
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile...
We're talkin' softball...
From Maine to ___ _____.
Talkin' softball...
Mattingly and Canseco.
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw.
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law.
We're talkin' Homer... Ozzie and the Straw.

Highlight for answer: San Diego

Bart's Chalkboard

From "Homer the Moe", fill in the blank on Bart's Chalkboard:

A __________ is not a science project.

A-Test tube of bellybutton lint
B-Used pizza box
C-Burp in a jar

Highlight for answer: C-Burp in a jar

What does Homer hid in to sneak past the Southern gentleman?

In "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)", what does Homer hide in to sneak past the Southern gentleman?

A-An oversized dress
B-A gargabe can
C-A Christmas tree

Highlight for answer: C-A Christmas tree

What possession of Milhouses's did Santa's Little Helper eat?

In "The Canine Mutiny", what possession of Milhouse's did Santa's Little Helper eat?

A-His My Little Pony poster
B-His goldfish
C-His pipe-cleaner Taj Mahal

Highlight for answer: B-His goldfish

True/False

In "Half Decent Proposal", Marge's sister Patty uses a bolt cutter to remove her bra.

Highlight for answer: True

Bart's Chalkboard

From "New Kids on the Bleech", fill in the blank on Bart's chalkboard:

I will not buy a __________.

A-Presidential Pardon
B-vowel
C-Fake ID

Highlight for answer: A-Presidential Pardon

Homer thanks L.T. Smash for assuming he and Marge are what?

In "New Kids on the Blech", Homer thanks L.T. Smash for assuming he and Marge are what?

A-Hot to trot

B-Intelligent

C-Hip

Highlight for answer: C-Hip

What holiday does Homer make up while he's at Moes?

In "Homer the Heretic", what holiday does Homer make up while at Moe's?

A-Holy Moley Day

B-Festivus

C-The 

Feast of Maximum Occupancy

Highlight for answer: C-The Feast of Maximum Occupancy

What video does Bart show his class during show-and-tell?

In "Lisa's Substitute", what video does Bart show his class during show-and-tell?

A-Homer taking a shower

B-Kittens being born

C-Milhouse playing with a tea set

Highlight for answer: B-Kittens being born

During a ski emergency, what is the only thing he can think of?

In "Little Big Mom", when Homer is trying to remember what to do during a skiiing emergency, what is the only thing he can think of instead?

A-Hot cross buns

B-Pork butts

C-Stupid, sexy Flanders

Highlight for answer: C-Stupid, sexy Flanders

Homer writes a note to a bank teller that says what?

While trying to fool PBS in "Missionary Impossible", Homer writes a note to a bank teller that says what?

A-Help! Big Bird has a gun in my side!

B-Pretend you're making a donation.

C-You are on television. Please play along.

Highlight for answer: C-You are on television. Please play along.

What does Homer receive in the mail besides the usual bills?

In "Faith Off", what does Homer receive in the mail besides the usual bills?

A-His new driver's license
B-An invitation to his college homecoming
C-A bill from the IRS

Highlight for answer: B-An invitation to his college homecoming

What does Grampa call the Springfield Retirement Castle employee named Craig?

In "Children of a Lesser Clod", what does Grampa Abe call the Springfield Retirement Castle employee called Craig?

A-Flim Flam
B-Long Duck
C-Ping Pong

Highlight for answer: C-Ping Pong

What "Bible" quote does Homer shout inside the airport?

In "Catch 'Em If You Can", what alleged Bible quote does Homer shout inside the airport?

A-Screw that!
B-Go forth to a new gate
C-Unload thee in the white zone

Highlight for answer: A-Screw that!

What profound lesson has Marge learned?

In "Sweets and Sour Marge", at the end of the episode, what profound lesson has Marge learned?


A-You can't use the law to nag
B-Minding your own business is harder than it looks
C-You don't win friends with salad


Hightlight for answer: A-You can't use the law to nag

When the guys at Moe's stop and listen, what to they hear?

In "Jaws Wired Shut", when the guys at Moe's stop for once to lsten to what's going on around them, what do they hear?

A-Homer's stomach growling
B-Moe in the other room calling as escort service
C-The voices in their heads

Highlight for answer: B-Moe in the other room calling as escort service

Homer won't let Lisa go to bed until she does what?

When Homer opens his own bar in "Homer the Moe", he won't let Lisa go to bed until she does what?

A-Ices the urinals
B-Dumps the spittoons
C-Cuts lemons

Highlight for answer: C-Cuts lemons

Jimbo Jones says he stole Lisa's Malibu Stacy dolls for what reason?

In "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge", Jimbo Jones says he stole Lisa's Malibu Stacy dolls for what reason?

A-The black market buys them for "third world" kids
B-The dolls are demeaning to women
C-Lisa wouldn't go out with him

Highlight for answer: B-The dolls are demeaning to women

Lisa can't be a gymnast for what reason?

In "Children of a Lesser Clod", Lugash, the gymnastics instructor, says Lisa can't be a gymnast for what reason?

A-Her ankles are too weak
B-She's too old
C-Chalk makes her sneeze

Highlight for answer: B-She's too old

Why is it easy to switch from Christian music to regular pop?

In "I'm Going to Praiseland", according to gospel singer Rachel Jordan, why is it easy to switch from Christian music to regular pop?

A-All you do is change "Jesus" to "baby"
B-All you do is remove 1/2 the sequins from the costumes
C-All you do is trade religion for drug abuse

Highlight for answer: A-All you do is change "Jesus" to "baby"

In exchange for helping, Chief Wiggum offers Sideshow Bob what?

In "The Great Louse Detective", in exchange for helping in the capture of the person trying to kill Homer, Chief Wiggum offers Sideshow Bob what?

A-Designer prison jumpsuits
B-Solitary
C-His choice of parts in the prison musical "Man of La Mancha"

Highlight for answer: C-His choice of parts in the prison musical "Man of La Mancha"

It's not whether you win or lose a sporting event, it's what?

In "Bart Gets an Elephant", according to Homer, it's not whether you win or lose a sporting event, it's what?

A-If you could beat up the other team if you had to
B-How drunk you get
C-Who's got the coolest uniforms

Highlight for answer: B-How drunk you get

What is the 2nd rule of Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Camp?

In "How I Spend My Strummer Vacation", according to Mick Jagger, what is the second rule of Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Camp?

A-No shirt, no shoes, no guitar solos
B-What happens at Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Camp stays at Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Camp
C-No outside food

Highlight for answer: C-No outside food

True/False

In "Special Edna", Rainier Wolfscastle narrates a documentary film playing at the Springfield IMAX Theater called "Nature's Biggest Holes".


Highlight for answer: True

What was Homer's name originally going to be?

In "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular", according to Troy McClure, what was Homer's name originally going to be?

A-Hoju

B-Big Bob

C-Captain Wacky

Highlight for answer: C-Captain Wacky

What does Homer think he's finding under every bed in the 1895 house?

In "Helter Shelter", what does Homer think he's finding under every bed in the 1895 house?

A-Cockroaches
B-Army Helmet
C-Moonshine

Highlight for answer: B-Army Helmets (they are actually chamber pots)

What is the greatest gift a husband can give his wife?

In "Brawl in the Family", according to Homer, what is the greatest gift a husband can give his wife?

A-A wedding ring

B-An annulment from his secret wife

C-A second honeymoon in Capital City

Hightlight for answer: B-An annulment from his secret wife

What does Homer keep saying about the old quarry?

In "The Blunder Years", what does Homer keep saying about the old quarry that really bugs Lisa?

A-"It's only a stone's throw away"

B-"It's between a rock and a hard place"

C-"It rocks"

Highlight for answer: A-"It's only a stone's throw away"

Homer says it wasn't his fault he got married to a floozie in Las Vegas ...

In "Brawl in the Family", Homer says it wasn't his fault he got married to a floozie in Las Vegas, but claims what?

A-The liquors drunkened him
B-Her perfume befuddled him
C-It was Flander's fault

Highlight for answer: A-The liquors drunkened him

When Carl was a kid, what did he look forward to?

In "The Blunder Years", back when Carl was a kid, what did he look forward to?

A-Tooth-fairy money
B-Christmas pie
C-The future

Highlight for answer: C-The future

Groundskeeper Willie says the painful acide rain burns just like what?

In "Brawl In The Family", Groundskeeper Willie says the painful acid rain burns just like what?
A-Exploding haggis
B-Under-kilt windburn
C-A Glasgow bikini wax

Highlight for answer: C-A Glasgow bikini wax

Why does Homer steal the Olympic Torch?

In "The Bart Wants What It Wants", why does Homer steal the Olympic Torch?

A-He's protesting on behalf of athlete-hating fatties everywhere
B-He's tired of his favorite shows being preempted every four years
C-He was supposed to be the runner who carried it through Springfield, not Flanders

Highlight for answer: B-He's tired of his favorite shows being preempted every four years