Simpson Song Lyrics

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Flintstones Theme (Homer version)
Homer: Simpson! Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history,
From the, town of Springfield!
He's about to hit a _____ _____!
Waaaah!


Highlight for answer: chestnut tree!

At the Isotopes baseball stadkum, Homer mistakes the equipment shed for what?

In "Hungry, Hungry Homer" at the Isotopes baseball stadium, Homer mistakes the equipment shed for what?

A-Latrine
B-Concession stand
C-Executive Offices

Highlight for answer: C-Executive Offices

Simpsons Song Lyrics

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Mr. Plow Jingle
Homer: Call Mr. Plow,
That's my name,
____ _____ ___
Is Mr. Plow.

Highlight for answer: That name again

Simpson Song Lyrics

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Homer and Marge
Weird Al Yankovic: [to the tune of "Jack and Diane"]
Little Ditty about Homer and Marge.
Her heart was as big as _________________
Oh yeah, they say love goes on.
Long after the grilled cheese sandwich is gone.


Highlight for answer: ... his stomach was large.

Being with his daycare kids gives Homer what type of high?

In "Children of a Lesser Clod", Homer says being with his daycare kids gives him a high that can only be topped by what?

A-All-you-can-eat Fritter Night
B-Metallic rock
C-Morphine

Highlight for answer: C-Morphine

Simpson Song Lyrics

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Everybody Hates Ned Flanders
Lenny, Carl, and Homer: F-L-A..
Homer: His name is Ned!
Lenny, Carl and Homer: E-R-S..
Homer: _________________

Highlight for answer: That's a stupid name!

Why does Homer cook beans in an unopened can?

In "Eight Misbehavin'", why does Homer cook beans in an unopened can on the barbecue?

A-It seals in the flavor
B-It's the way hobos do it
C-They heat up quicker

Highlight for answer: A-It seals in the flavor

There is a point in every father's life when he does what?

In "Insane Clown Poppy", Homer tells Lisa that there's a point in every father's life when he does what?

A-Loses his daughter's musical instrument in a poker game
B-Explains "The Facts of Life" TV show
C-Blows up his daughter's room

Highlight for answer: C-Blows up his daughter's room

What is all over the Simpson's house?

In "Weekend at Burnsie's", now that Homer is smoking medical marijuana, Marge complains that there's what all over the house?

A-Half-eaten cupcakes
B-Potato chips and pretzel crumbs
C-No-good friends and coworkers

Highlight for answer: A-Half-eaten cupcakes

During Homer's anger management state, what is he unconsciously doing?

In "I Am Furious Yellow", when Lisa and Marge confront Homer about his anger management problem, what is he unsonsciously doing?

A-Stepping on ants
B-Pulling out his chest hair
C-Punching the cat

Highlight for answer: C-Punching the cat

Simpsons Song Lyrics

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Homer's Safety Dance
Homer: You can dance,
You can dance,
_______________.


Highlight for answer: Everybody look at your pants.

Homer wears a muumuu because he doesn't want to look like what?

In "King Sized Homer", Homer decided to wear a muumuu becuase he doesn't want to look like what?

A-Weirdo
B-Sumo wrestler
C-Blimp

Highlight for answer: A-Weirdo

Who can barely draw?

In "Mom and Pop Art", who does Homer say can barely draw?

A-Jackson Pollock
B-Matt Groening
C-Pablo Picasso

Highlight for answer: B-Matt Groening

Who presents the Be Sharps with their Grammy?

In "Homer's Barbershop Quartet", who presents the Be Sharps with their Grammy Award?

A-Lionel Richie
B-David Crosby
C-ZZ Top

Highlight for answer: B-David Crosby

What is Homer's slogan when he runs for sanitation commissioner?

In "Trash of the Titans", what is Homer's slogan when he runs for sanitation commissioner?

A-"No muss, 20% less fuss"
B-"Can it baby"
C-"Can't someone else do it?"

Highlight for answer: C-"Can't someone else do it?"

Movie Moment

In "Old Yeller-Belly", Homer escapes a great white shark by shoving pressurized kegs of beer into the large fish's mouth in a manner similar to Roy Scheider in what popular fish tale?

Highlight for answer:  Jaws

Homer stops by the Kwik-E-Mart to buy a keg of beer for what special event?

In "The Sweetest Apu", Homer stops by the Kwik-E-Mart to buy a keg of beer for what special event?

A-The Battle of Springfield Civil War Reenactment
B-Bring your daughter to work day
C-Jury duty

Highlight for answer: A-The Battle of Springfield Civil War Reenactment

Simpsons Song Lyrics

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Tubthumping (Homer's version)
I get knocked down
I get knocked down again
You're never gonna knock me down.
[...]
I take a whisky drink,
I take a chocolate drink,
And when I have to pee,
_________________
I sing the song that reminds me I'm a urinating guy.


Highlight for answer: I use the kitchen sink.

Homer wants the English to burn Bart instead of Lisa because ...

In "Tales from the Public Domain", Homer wants the English to burn Bart instead of Joan of Arc (Lisa), becuase Bart did what?

A-Blinded the blacksmith
B-Lost the good bucket
C-Soiled the well

Highlight for answer: B-Lost the good bucket

What does Homer lick off the floor of the Kwik-E-Mart?

In "Sweets and Sour marge", what does Homer lick off the floor of the Kwik-E-Mart during his sugar withdrawals?

A-A mixture of blood and VapoRub
B-A Squishee spill
C-Donut powder

Highlight for answer: A-A mixture of blood and VapoRub