During a ski emergency, what is the only thing he can think of?

In "Little Big Mom", when Homer is trying to remember what to do during a skiiing emergency, what is the only thing he can think of instead?

A-Hot cross buns

B-Pork butts

C-Stupid, sexy Flanders

Highlight for answer: C-Stupid, sexy Flanders

Homer writes a note to a bank teller that says what?

While trying to fool PBS in "Missionary Impossible", Homer writes a note to a bank teller that says what?

A-Help! Big Bird has a gun in my side!

B-Pretend you're making a donation.

C-You are on television. Please play along.

Highlight for answer: C-You are on television. Please play along.

What does Homer receive in the mail besides the usual bills?

In "Faith Off", what does Homer receive in the mail besides the usual bills?

A-His new driver's license
B-An invitation to his college homecoming
C-A bill from the IRS

Highlight for answer: B-An invitation to his college homecoming

What does Grampa call the Springfield Retirement Castle employee named Craig?

In "Children of a Lesser Clod", what does Grampa Abe call the Springfield Retirement Castle employee called Craig?

A-Flim Flam
B-Long Duck
C-Ping Pong

Highlight for answer: C-Ping Pong

What "Bible" quote does Homer shout inside the airport?

In "Catch 'Em If You Can", what alleged Bible quote does Homer shout inside the airport?

A-Screw that!
B-Go forth to a new gate
C-Unload thee in the white zone

Highlight for answer: A-Screw that!

What profound lesson has Marge learned?

In "Sweets and Sour Marge", at the end of the episode, what profound lesson has Marge learned?


A-You can't use the law to nag
B-Minding your own business is harder than it looks
C-You don't win friends with salad


Hightlight for answer: A-You can't use the law to nag

When the guys at Moe's stop and listen, what to they hear?

In "Jaws Wired Shut", when the guys at Moe's stop for once to lsten to what's going on around them, what do they hear?

A-Homer's stomach growling
B-Moe in the other room calling as escort service
C-The voices in their heads

Highlight for answer: B-Moe in the other room calling as escort service

Homer won't let Lisa go to bed until she does what?

When Homer opens his own bar in "Homer the Moe", he won't let Lisa go to bed until she does what?

A-Ices the urinals
B-Dumps the spittoons
C-Cuts lemons

Highlight for answer: C-Cuts lemons

Jimbo Jones says he stole Lisa's Malibu Stacy dolls for what reason?

In "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge", Jimbo Jones says he stole Lisa's Malibu Stacy dolls for what reason?

A-The black market buys them for "third world" kids
B-The dolls are demeaning to women
C-Lisa wouldn't go out with him

Highlight for answer: B-The dolls are demeaning to women

Lisa can't be a gymnast for what reason?

In "Children of a Lesser Clod", Lugash, the gymnastics instructor, says Lisa can't be a gymnast for what reason?

A-Her ankles are too weak
B-She's too old
C-Chalk makes her sneeze

Highlight for answer: B-She's too old

Why is it easy to switch from Christian music to regular pop?

In "I'm Going to Praiseland", according to gospel singer Rachel Jordan, why is it easy to switch from Christian music to regular pop?

A-All you do is change "Jesus" to "baby"
B-All you do is remove 1/2 the sequins from the costumes
C-All you do is trade religion for drug abuse

Highlight for answer: A-All you do is change "Jesus" to "baby"

In exchange for helping, Chief Wiggum offers Sideshow Bob what?

In "The Great Louse Detective", in exchange for helping in the capture of the person trying to kill Homer, Chief Wiggum offers Sideshow Bob what?

A-Designer prison jumpsuits
B-Solitary
C-His choice of parts in the prison musical "Man of La Mancha"

Highlight for answer: C-His choice of parts in the prison musical "Man of La Mancha"

It's not whether you win or lose a sporting event, it's what?

In "Bart Gets an Elephant", according to Homer, it's not whether you win or lose a sporting event, it's what?

A-If you could beat up the other team if you had to
B-How drunk you get
C-Who's got the coolest uniforms

Highlight for answer: B-How drunk you get

What is the 2nd rule of Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Camp?

In "How I Spend My Strummer Vacation", according to Mick Jagger, what is the second rule of Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Camp?

A-No shirt, no shoes, no guitar solos
B-What happens at Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Camp stays at Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Camp
C-No outside food

Highlight for answer: C-No outside food

True/False

In "Special Edna", Rainier Wolfscastle narrates a documentary film playing at the Springfield IMAX Theater called "Nature's Biggest Holes".


Highlight for answer: True

What was Homer's name originally going to be?

In "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular", according to Troy McClure, what was Homer's name originally going to be?

A-Hoju

B-Big Bob

C-Captain Wacky

Highlight for answer: C-Captain Wacky

What does Homer think he's finding under every bed in the 1895 house?

In "Helter Shelter", what does Homer think he's finding under every bed in the 1895 house?

A-Cockroaches
B-Army Helmet
C-Moonshine

Highlight for answer: B-Army Helmets (they are actually chamber pots)

What is the greatest gift a husband can give his wife?

In "Brawl in the Family", according to Homer, what is the greatest gift a husband can give his wife?

A-A wedding ring

B-An annulment from his secret wife

C-A second honeymoon in Capital City

Hightlight for answer: B-An annulment from his secret wife

What does Homer keep saying about the old quarry?

In "The Blunder Years", what does Homer keep saying about the old quarry that really bugs Lisa?

A-"It's only a stone's throw away"

B-"It's between a rock and a hard place"

C-"It rocks"

Highlight for answer: A-"It's only a stone's throw away"

Homer says it wasn't his fault he got married to a floozie in Las Vegas ...

In "Brawl in the Family", Homer says it wasn't his fault he got married to a floozie in Las Vegas, but claims what?

A-The liquors drunkened him
B-Her perfume befuddled him
C-It was Flander's fault

Highlight for answer: A-The liquors drunkened him

When Carl was a kid, what did he look forward to?

In "The Blunder Years", back when Carl was a kid, what did he look forward to?

A-Tooth-fairy money
B-Christmas pie
C-The future

Highlight for answer: C-The future

Groundskeeper Willie says the painful acide rain burns just like what?

In "Brawl In The Family", Groundskeeper Willie says the painful acid rain burns just like what?
A-Exploding haggis
B-Under-kilt windburn
C-A Glasgow bikini wax

Highlight for answer: C-A Glasgow bikini wax

Why does Homer steal the Olympic Torch?

In "The Bart Wants What It Wants", why does Homer steal the Olympic Torch?

A-He's protesting on behalf of athlete-hating fatties everywhere
B-He's tired of his favorite shows being preempted every four years
C-He was supposed to be the runner who carried it through Springfield, not Flanders

Highlight for answer: B-He's tired of his favorite shows being preempted every four years